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ROMNEY ISN'T LOSING, HE ALREADY LOST! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of Romney's campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


TAGS: romney losing polls 47 gaffe
Rating: 3/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:05 am
Yup, was right about this poster too. X-D...Where you at, Vik? hahahaha
jaxx - September 24, 2012, 1:03 pm
I wouldn't expect anything more from a ja****s.
vbattaile - September 23, 2012, 6:50 pm
If liberals had brains, they wouldn't be liberals
OlderThanDirt - September 23, 2012, 5:57 pm
Hawaiian Marching Powder. OvERdOse


THE FAT LADY SINGS! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of the Romney campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


TAGS: karl rove ohio losing romney
Rating: 2.6/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:03 am
Hey Karl...nice prediction skillz there. Yup, was right about that. X-D


ROMNEY'S CHANCES OF WINNING - Linus has a better chance of meeting the Great Pumpkin! (FACT: In Conservative Zogby Poll Obama Opens Up 8-Point Lead Over Romney)


TAGS: romney great pumpkin linus losing
Rating: 2.18/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:04 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D
SnarfJabroni - September 24, 2012, 5:48 pm
Zogby....Conservative? LOL, good one jackwagon. Zogby is one of Oblamer's shill pseudo-economists, and one of his biggest fanbois and water-carriers. Nice try, mope...


THE FAT LADY SINGS! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of the Romney campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


TAGS: romney christie losing polls 47
Rating: 2.09/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:02 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D
jaxx - September 30, 2012, 10:48 pm
STATEMENT; THE DEATH OF ROMNEY'S CAMPAGN HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERRATED, HE HAS COME TO WIN!!!


ROMNEY ISN'T LOSING. HE ALREADY LOST! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of the Romney campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


TAGS: romney losing 47 gaffe zogby
Rating: 2/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:03 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D


GIVE OBAMA-HATERS A PERMANENT VACATION!! - If they are too stupid to spell, too stupid to know Obama was born here, too stupid to know Romney dissed 47% of them, what makes you think... ...they are smart enough to vote in a good candidate?


TAGS: romney supporters moron losing 47
Rating: 1.86/5

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crankyhead - September 26, 2012, 5:54 pm
Vik, your comment, it's somewhat ironic, no?
vbattaile - September 26, 2012, 12:48 am
*saddest*
vbattaile - September 26, 2012, 12:48 am
The saiddest part is that libtards think this was a tea partier... EPIC FAIL
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 11:32 pm
vs "my muslim faith"
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 11:32 pm
vs bump in the road
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 11:32 pm
vs navy corpse man
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 11:32 pm
vs giving a kid a breathalyzer treatment?
JGalt - September 25, 2012, 11:31 pm
vs 57 states?


WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN HELL... - Rombots will rule the Earth.


TAGS: romney losing zomney josh whedon
Rating: 1.8/5

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foxrecon19d - October 29, 2012, 9:39 am
OBAMASTER-"Go foooorthhh....and create posters using the word ROMBOT!" CREATOR OF THIS POSTER- Yesss, Maaaaaaster!" ...heh...heh...heh... Nice poster! Happy Halloween!


WEEKEND AT ROMNEY'S - Trying to trick Americans into thinking his campaign is still alive. (ROMNEY & RYAN 2012: BEST COMEDY ACT OF THE YEAR!)


TAGS: romney losing 47 gaffe polls
Rating: 2.6/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:04 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D BIG TIME


Lybia is finally free -




POOR RICK - Brings out his version of an iPad. Can't win, so he says we're better off with Obama than Romney. He's losing it!




THE LOOK - This is the look we want to see on a lot of politicians faces on November 3rd! THE LOOK OF LOSING AN ELECTION! GAME OVER. DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT!




Certain Liars - Go Figure -


TAGS: liars losing their mind
Rating: 3.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 1, 2014, 9:27 pm

No problem. I'd have been confused too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2014, 8:59 pm
Thanks Moo+ I appreciate you telling me. If you hadn't told me - truthfully - I wouldn't have known. I couldn't tell what was aimed at who. I was thinking, "I'm not a terrorist!" Lol. But thanks for the confirmation :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 1, 2014, 7:51 pm

There were several removed comments, none that remain were aimed at you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 12:45 pm
Whoa . . . . awkward. The comments seem so non-sequitur, yet so cryptic. I probably shouldn't post here anymore.
OTC - May 30, 2014, 11:05 pm
No need to worry, I'm sure the NSA and FBI are closely monitoring him, if he is not an Islam terrorist
steve1961 - May 30, 2014, 10:09 pm
The fact that he has derived his name from the spree-killer, Elliot Rodger, gives me cause for concern. His behaviour while merely a nuisance before, now appears far more threatening. IMO
rerun - May 30, 2014, 8:49 pm

gone, again
EmmaRoydes - May 30, 2014, 8:24 pm
you must be leading a pretty boring life considering how many accounts you've created and been booted from. You are one funny girl


ROMNEY ADVISERS: "WE’RE LOSING!" - Finally, one thing Romney & Ryan are being honest about!


TAGS: romney losing convention bounce funny
Rating: 3.31/5

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marms - September 20, 2012, 11:16 pm
Every National poll has the President ahead and pulling away fast.


ROMNEY, YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA! - Romney said, “Whoever released this, please release the whole tape so we could see all of it.” (IN ONE NEWS CYCLE, PLEASE!)


TAGS: romney hidden camera losing funny
Rating: 3/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:08 am
Well, I think he succinctly described you quite well.


LOSING HIS ELECTION - LIKE A BOSS!


TAGS: romney losing like a boss
Rating: 2.78/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 4:15 am
Sweet dreams tea baggers, try not to hit anyone on your way down from whatever bridge your jumping off of
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:06 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D... Oh, yeah...looks like Obama still employed.
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 9:11 pm
And REAL UNEMPLOYMENT is much higher since they're not counting those unemployed and not "actively" seeking a job....
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 8:45 pm
8.2% unemployment and climbing...


A TYPICAL COMMIE ROMNEY SUPPORTER - With friends like this, Romney doesn't need enemies.


TAGS: romney supporter losing funny grouchomarxist
Rating: 2.6/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 28, 2012, 12:06 am
Gargle first
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:29 pm
In the 2010 elections, they were off by 13 house seats and Nate Silver was off about the same
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 9:32 pm
Need a tissue, teabagger? Looks like you just got teabagged. P.S. You don't get under other's skins. We just like taking turns beating on the villiage idiot. Need a cookie?lol
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 9:31 pm
NEWSFLASH: http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/ Obama re-election chances now at 74%
GrouchoMarxist - October 27, 2012, 9:24 pm
Newsflash... realize it really isn't me getting under p***'s skin as much as he can read the current polls..
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:31 pm
NEWSFLASH: According to the reliable never wrong Princeton Election Consortium. Probability of Obama re-election: Random Drift Model 87%, Bayesian Prediction 96%. President Obama leading handsomely in early turnouts.
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:21 pm
Need another tissue?
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 7:37 pm
Just as some canadians make it more difficult for other, more reasonable canadians to be taken seriously in the global community
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 7:09 pm
to think people like this vote- choosing uncle Obama's banana! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=b2HSo3yywDU#!
GrouchoMarxist - October 27, 2012, 6:54 pm
Must be tough... I'm getting under the p***'s skin...
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:47 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UrOmhH2PeI&feature=relmfu
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:45 pm
fast and furious #2? http://patriotupdate.com/articles/is-there-a-deeper-plot-to-benghazi#ixzz2AVY3vMNu
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:34 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmb59wFlmCU&feature=related
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:32 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EohGmG-QUhA
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:30 pm
Like the obama drones on the Jimmy Kimmel show, who say that Obama won the bebate some 3 hours before it actually happened! Or the Obama drones that said Michelle Obama won the first lady debate? bwahahahahaha
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 3:49 pm
LOL. That was very gentlemanly of you, mate. Very scientific. I take it back. Groucho is not a teabagger. He just suffers from a pathological addiction to scrotum sacks on the forehead.
crankyhead - October 27, 2012, 1:56 pm
I never said that America gets laughed at worldwide. What I said was, some Americans, make it difficult for other, more reasonable Americans, to be taken seriously in the global community.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 1:00 pm
This from a bloke who pretends to be an African American veteran to score points in argument online. Cranky was right, you're the reason America gets laughed at worldwide, wanker.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 12:59 pm
Probability of Obama re-election: Random Drift Model 88%, Bayesian Prediction 96%.... You were saying, mate? These scientific models have NEVER been wrong.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 11:45 am
did you really expect anything less from liberal clowns?
foxrecon19d - October 27, 2012, 11:44 am
Lame, personal attack that screams- PRESIDENT ROMNEY! Really, at this point, this is all that the Obama supporters have left after Obama dropped the nuclear bomb on his own campaign.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 9:07 am
*SPIT TEA ONTO COMPUTER* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Groucho's identity final revealed! EPIC PWN... A masterpiece, mate! *THUMBS UP* P.S. Hey, Groucho, need a tissue? lol
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 9:05 am
Typical liberal- resort to insult because you certainly can't win on the issues!
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 9:04 am
lame personal attack!


LOSING - For Romney and Ryan, it is a love-affair!


TAGS: romney losing polls ryan funny
Rating: 2.56/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:02 am
Hey loser! Yup, was right about that. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 8:44 pm
Odd that
arnnatz - October 1, 2012, 7:18 pm
you want to see real ignorance and hatred, go to the forums and see the trash talk that's being posted by the three known liberals (one of which claim to not be a liberal).
starryeyedguy - October 1, 2012, 10:18 am
So full of hatred! Then again, most republicans are so I shouldn't be surprised.
vbattaile - September 30, 2012, 6:37 am
Check the votes and tell me who the loser is
vbattaile - September 30, 2012, 6:36 am
And the loser. Epic fail
vbattaile - September 30, 2012, 6:36 am
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starryeyedguy - September 30, 2012, 12:36 am
Lolol


ROMNEY ISN'T LOSING. HE ALREADY LOST! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of the Romney campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


TAGS: romney princeton electoral college losing
Rating: 2.5/5

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crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 10:09 pm
You never disappoint.
GrouchoMarxist - November 1, 2012, 9:45 pm
Crank said something meaningful.... sounded to me like your gurgeling again ......
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 8:13 pm
Yeah, that's it Bibsy. Don't ever say anything meaningful. Don't ever raise or refute a point. Just keep making references and innuendos about man on man action. The rest of us will pretend that you're not stuck in the closet.
GrouchoMarxist - November 1, 2012, 7:55 pm
How's your tonsils boy? Your KOSHOLES missed Brown not your tonsils
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 5:43 pm
"When Romney concedes are you going to blame Bigfoot?" Quote of the week. LOL!
fauxnews - November 1, 2012, 12:15 pm
Scott Brown was projected to win by the same pollsters predicting Obama's win. Thank you for proving my point, teabagger.
fauxnews - November 1, 2012, 12:14 pm
Boy, are you in for a surprise! So when Obama wins, mate, what's your excuse gonna be? Conspiracy theory? When Romney concedes are you going to blame Bigfoot? Maybe you will chicken out and be too ashamed to show your teabagged head around these parts lol
JGalt - October 28, 2012, 8:53 pm
Gee where have I heard this crap before- oh yeah, he's recycling his 2008 speeches! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZgQhnNRSuw
JGalt - October 28, 2012, 6:35 pm
http://www.humanevents.com/2012/10/27/top-10-reasons-to-vote-obama-out-of-office/
JGalt - October 28, 2012, 6:22 pm
http://conservativevideos.com/2012/10/obama-supporters-actually-hate-obamas-policies/
foxrecon19d - October 28, 2012, 5:49 pm
Nothing against you either, my friend. But whenever I see data like this, I keep being reminded of the week before the 1980 election when the news kept saying that Carter was going to win by a landslide 83%! Best of luck to you, as well! Take care!
arnnatz - October 28, 2012, 4:14 pm
with refutable
arnnatz - October 28, 2012, 4:14 pm
you had it right the first time
GrouchoMarxist - October 28, 2012, 3:59 pm
Funny... Scott Brown surprised them
romneyisatool - October 28, 2012, 3:44 pm
*dig
romneyisatool - October 28, 2012, 3:44 pm
*irrefutable
romneyisatool - October 28, 2012, 3:42 pm
...It's nothing personal. But science is science. These sources are the same that predicted Kerry's loss when everyone said Bush had no chance of winning. In any case, good luck anyhow. I really have to get going now. Getting out the vote, you know. Ciao
romneyisatool - October 28, 2012, 3:41 pm
...If you did deep enough, you'll find that these models are never wrong and are well researched. Romney's chances are the equivalent now of having to flip a coin 10 times and win that toss 9 out of 10 times. Those are the odds whether you like it or not.
romneyisatool - October 28, 2012, 3:40 pm
Oh, you're good people, Fox. I'm not offended at your opinion. But what I'm stating here is a matter of scientific fact. Consult the Princeton Polling Consortium or the Nate Silver Election Tracker. Both are scientifically backed and refutable...
crankyhead - October 28, 2012, 3:32 pm
The two of you could always wager a poster on the outcome. I have a wager like that myself, with WTFO.
foxrecon19d - October 28, 2012, 3:04 pm
HEY! I saw that same polling data while waiting in line at the supermarket! The story was in a newspaper nestled comfortably between an article on the latest Big Foot sighting and an ad for the newest Hollywood breakthrough diet!


ROMNEY ISN'T LOSING, HE ALREADY LOST! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of the Romney campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


TAGS: romney losing polls 47 funny
Rating: 2.5/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:36 pm
I hear he's not polling too well with blind left handed dentists either.
Capt. Morgan - September 25, 2012, 1:47 pm
Might as well waste your time draining Lake Michigan with a spoon.
Capt. Morgan - September 25, 2012, 1:46 pm
Yawn. The Obama/MSM dis-information campaign isn't worth a 1L for me. Carpet bomb away.


THE BLUE PILL - Viagra is covered in HIS private insurance plan. So why is it wrong for contraception to be covered in HERS?




ROMNEY SEEKS TO REVIVE CAMPAIGN - Only in the movies can you reanimate the dead.




ROMNEY REALITY CHECK - QUESTION: Since Romney is running an incompetent campaign... ...why should we believe he'd be a competent President? (THE ANSWER: America is still waiting for one...)


TAGS: romney losing polls headwind incompetent
Rating: 2.33/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:09 pm
8.2% unemployment, record number of foodstamps, 16 trill in debt.. That's success if you're a stupid liberal... Take a point crank.. Here have a tissue too
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:08 pm
Did you miss what an EPIC FAILURE he is? I'm sorry I'm talking to a 47% loser in the slow class.
crankyhead - September 21, 2012, 6:53 pm
Groucho, considering who won the election, the 2008 Obama campaign was actually the opposite of an 'epic fail'. Say what you want about his presidency, the campaign was a success. You can thank 'Snow Snooki' for that. =)
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 6:46 pm
But then... bamster said he'd make a great president because "He" ran such a well organizied campaign.. Wow What an EPIC fail that turned out to be.
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 6:45 pm
Ron Paul ran a much better campaign don't you think, FOXNews?
crankyhead - September 21, 2012, 6:42 pm
*thing*
crankyhead - September 21, 2012, 6:42 pm
All this arguing about polls, and over-sampling certain demographics is silly, no offense. There's only one poll that matters in this whole thins, and that's the one in November.
crankyhead - September 21, 2012, 6:40 pm
LOL @ HULK SMASH.
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:28 pm
Being a candidate running for President is about delivering, not about TEA-partying, sending your $$$ on a vacation to Switzerland, insulting foreign leaders, running millions out of a job yearly,record outsourcing,record flip-flops,record gaffes,losing
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:24 pm
TRANSLATION: I'm a terrible liar, but that's never stopped me before, so...
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:23 pm
TRANSLATION: I'm a terrible liar.
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:23 pm
TRANSLATION: Worried that Romney is running the WORST CAMPAIGN EVER.
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:23 pm
Definition of SUCCESS: When a conservative radical goes out his way to insecurely and obsessively post on your poster, and he can't even do that right! X-D Thanx for confirming that you are possessed of your worst fears.
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:19 pm
TRANSLATION: Pissed off! Panic attack!! HEAD XPLODED!!! CAN'T STOP WRITING POSTS ABOUT THIS! ANGRY!!! *ROAR* HULK MADDDDDDD!!!!!! HULK SPAM POLITIFAKE PUNY LIBERAL!!! ARRRRGGGH!
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:14 pm
EPIC FAIL, man, EPIC FAIL. Libtards need a lesson in reality
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:13 pm
Being president is about delivering, not about partying, golfing, vacations, bowing to foreign leaders, running trillion dollar yearly deficits, record poverty, record unemployment, record debt....
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:12 pm
Romney's been leading Rasmussen polls since April with few exceptions...
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:11 pm
Oooohhhh... you missed the recent news that they oversampled Demmies to make the false messiah Obummer look good....
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:10 pm
Barry your false messiah has proven that running a 'good campaign based on FALSE HOPE can earn you the title WORST PRESIDENT EVER


ROMNEY IS THE REPUBLICAN JIMMY CARTER - Did anyone tell Mitt that is supposed run against Obama, not himself?


TAGS: romney carter losing polls ohio
Rating: 2.33/5

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JGalt - September 26, 2012, 11:33 pm
you gotta see howard stern inerview obama supporters. WTF!!!
romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 10:03 pm
*d o uchy
romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 10:03 pm
Good point. I've always hated Obama's Celebrity-in-chief aura. Makes him look d****y, slick. Ironically, if I were running Mitt's campaign, that's where I would put all my eggs instead of the wonky msg he puts out there.
foxrecon19d - September 26, 2012, 9:55 pm
I do agree with you. Obama is running a great campaign, but one which is predicated on the full support of Hollywood, the main stream media, and the majority of news outlets. hell, I WOULD VOTE FOR OBAMA, but I have been to where he wants to take us
romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 9:36 pm
So I agree with your read on this. But clearly Obama is running the better campaign and Romney is being an idiot/incompetent. This isn't about who YOU THINK is the better leader. Who is doing the better job campaigning? Just the facts, maam
romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 9:33 pm
The irony is that your a***ogy is right. But Obama is getting the Reagan treatment here and Romney is looking a lot like Mondale OR Dukakis OR Carter. Do you really think Romney is running a Reaganesque campaign? Really? You are living in a dream world
romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 9:32 pm
What you are saying is what SHOULD be the case. But what IS THE CASE is that Romney is simply losing. He's trailing horribly in Ohio and Florida. He can't win without them.
romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 9:31 pm
I get it, Fox. But your a***ogy is funny because that's exactly what has happened...Romney turned this into a referendum on himself. It was stupid to use W.Bush's 2004 election strategy. That strategy is for a sitting Pres. No one said Romney was smart
foxrecon19d - September 26, 2012, 8:59 pm
With all due respect, Romney isn't the President. That Democrats are trying to compare the "Romney Presidency" to Carter is very telling. "Forget the Obama Presidency! Elect Presidential "CANDIDATE" Obama in 2012.


WINGNUT MELTDOWN OVER ROMNEY IS IN PANDEMIC STAGE - Romney staffers are turning on each other like a pack of crowbar-wielding Tonya Hardings!




THE MATING CALL OF A LOSER - Trying to attract other losers with the sounds of hypocrisy. (MATING DANCE: Consists of spinning in circles). (Sounds like... a retarded person.)


TAGS: ryan losing polls chris wallace
Rating: 2.14/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 5:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyzpAq5HfZA Ryan punks baba bababa bam bam Punks RT too... but that's not hard to do? ss


ROMNEY IS AN UTTERLY DEGRADED HUMAN BEING - A man whose every impulse leads to annihilation.




WHAT PAUL RYAN PLANS TO DO AFTER THE ELECTION - Don't keep your day job!


TAGS: paul ryan losing total recall
Rating: 2.09/5

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andy30 - October 24, 2012, 6:32 pm
Wow, this is garbage. How did they allow this to post?
fauxnews - September 22, 2012, 9:56 am
His posters are really g**. Now we know why.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2012, 8:19 am

Why do you keep calling guys cute Groucho?
jonny5 - September 21, 2012, 11:01 pm
You think Ryan is going to save MARS?!? Wah to go Paul!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 8:43 pm
You're really kinda cute in those tights...


STRONG HEADWINDS FOR ROMNEY IN LATEST POLLS - Obama opens 8% point lead in Iowa and maintains a 5% point edge in Colorado & Wisconsin, according to conservative Wall Street Journal Poll of three MUST-WIN presidential battleground states




HERMAN CAIN - get the fork ready he is about done




ROMNEY'S CHANCES OF WINNING - You have a better chance of finding Bigfoot! (FACT: In conservative Zogby Poll Obama Widens Lead Among NASCAR Fans!)




ROMNEY CAMPAIGN RECALIBRATING - TRANSLATION: Massive Infighting within the Romney campaign...just what this uber-disciplined effort had done well to avoid UP UNTIL NOW! (Liberals Respond, "HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!")


TAGS: romney infighting shake up losing libya
Rating: 1.73/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 9:16 pm
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.


NO-DRAMA OBAMA VS. MITTEN RMONEY - What's the fun of debating someone who has already lost the election?




COULD MITT ROMNEY WIN? - Sure... and the moon could also come crashing into the earth. (Actually, the moon crashing into the earth sounds more appealing than a Romney-Ryan regime)




WHAT DESPERATION LOOKS LIKE - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of the Romney campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.




SUPPORTING ROMNEY - Is like putting your hand on a hot stove and hoping the outcome won't be painful.




"IT'S THE 'CANDIDATE', STUPID!" - A lot of money to pay for campaign. CHECK! Sluggish economy. CHECK! Unpopular government approval ratings. CHECK! Competent Candidate....FAIL! (Advantage OBAMA)


TAGS: romney losing headwind incompetent funny
Rating: 1.24/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 8:48 pm
Sorry we all thopught you paulbots were psych**ic... You prove it everyday.


"The View" sinking faster than the Titanic -




18 U.S. Code § 793 - Gathering, transmitting or losing defense information -




That look -


TAGS: conway debate losing election trump
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - October 5, 2016, 8:59 pm
Your parents must be so proud!


Trump Supporters hate "political correctness" -


TAGS: trump political correctness losing election
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Bandit5906 - August 31, 2016, 9:31 pm
#CrookedHillary Clinton


You Trump supporters -


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SirReal - January 26, 2017, 3:42 pm
This meme created by fauxnews... the reason why fauxnews is too ashamed to show his face anymore
JohnGalt - August 17, 2016, 5:49 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkq9FNrp3wE


GOP Civil War -




Trump says to his campaign manager: "You're fired!" -




Hillary's Secret Weapon -


TAGS: trump losing election jfk obama
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inflatedego - November 22, 2017, 10:35 pm
You're hilarious Grouchofauxnewsmarxists


Losing your election -


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Bandit5906 - October 19, 2016, 12:59 am
GFY!


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fauxnews - August 26, 2016, 1:20 pm
The short reply...is that working for you? It's not working for Trump. There is now talk of the rumblings of a Clinton landslide. Her polling numbers are now entering double-digits www.businessinsider.com/quinnipiac-poll-clinton-trump-landslide-2016-8
fauxnews - August 26, 2016, 1:18 pm
Well....the facts and history would like to disagree with you on that.But, not like those things matter to you.As long as 'angry white 'Murica' continues to scapegoat everyone else for their own personal failures,they will continue to lose Pres.elections.
Olympusmanager - August 26, 2016, 10:04 am
Say what you want about Trump but the true source of bigotry and racism in the USA has always been the democrat party, and the KKK murdered Republicans, which makes your meme even more dopey. democrats lie, it's what they do.


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fauxnews - August 16, 2016, 5:38 pm
"A h** LZ" Huh? Whatchu talkin bout willis? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k
Aurielius - August 16, 2016, 4:26 pm
As if you have ever seen a h** LZ


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rebeccaolsen - June 18, 2015, 12:58 pm
:D
guest818 - June 18, 2015, 12:57 pm
Hello Cheetara ^_^ [#77214] http://thundercats.wikia.com/wiki/Cheetara
rebeccaolsen - June 18, 2015, 12:54 pm
Hi Star-lord! :D
guest818 - June 18, 2015, 12:49 pm
LOL Yes,EMily. I know it pushed your b.uttons all those times I pointed it out.You dont need to remind us.I can tell when you bitterly bring it up so we dont have to. Grow a thicker skin or stop antagonizing others if you dont like it when they poke back
rebeccaolsen - June 18, 2015, 11:53 am
"Anger management class?" lol "Take a deep breath?" lolol You forgot to call him Skippy and make fun of your Northern (more superior) neighbors :D Yourcallingcard FTL
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 18, 2015, 7:54 am
Looks like your but.tons got mashed pretty hard there. Calm down. Relax. Take a deep breath. Get back into that anger management class that you were kicked out of.
guest818 - June 17, 2015, 5:19 pm
You argue politics like a high school debater. Then when called out on it, you whine and say "Ooooo" repeatedly like a teenage girl. Explains you, at least, and your level of maturity. Please, don't stop. It's very amusing.
guest818 - June 17, 2015, 5:16 pm
the crybaby whining from you is something else. LoL splitting my sides here. ^o^ it is obvious the events of the last few weeks has deeply wounded you. Dead giveaway:: you do your fail troll thing and start talking to yourself.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 17, 2015, 5:03 pm
Ooooo, you are going to anger the Dead Tree Trolls
freasy - June 17, 2015, 12:34 pm
I don't care if he is black. I care what he and his ilk are doing to this country.


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